Notice Me Elf-Pai!
"Oh, the barmaid has a cousin!? I always figured she didn't have any family, what with her showing up here one day as a teen. I especially wouldn't have thought that she'd have a cousin... as scrumptious as you, Bog."
The two people continue to talk, making flirtatious conversation, until Fiona decides to mention something that's been bothering her.
"So, honey, there's something I've noticed, and I'm just so curious, I have to ask. You've been keeping perfect eye contact with me this entire time. I'm wearing this low cut shirt, my tits on much display, and yet not once have I seen you sneak a look at them. What's the deal? Do you not think I'm pretty?"
Nag might be a man now, but mentally, she's still a woman- a *straight* woman. She hasn't gazed down there, because she simply isn't interested in what she's selling. But she's not Nag, she's Bog, and he needs to do some fast talking, 'else she'll think he's not interested in women.
The two people continue to talk, making flirtatious conversation, until Fiona decides to mention something that's been bothering her.
"So, honey, there's something I've noticed, and I'm just so curious, I have to ask. You've been keeping perfect eye contact with me this entire time. I'm wearing this low cut shirt, my tits on much display, and yet not once have I seen you sneak a look at them. What's the deal? Do you not think I'm pretty?"
Nag might be a man now, but mentally, she's still a woman- a *straight* woman. She hasn't gazed down there, because she simply isn't interested in what she's selling. But she's not Nag, she's Bog, and he needs to do some fast talking, 'else she'll think he's not interested in women.