Notice Me Elf-Pai!

Bog can't help but seize the opportunity to compliment himself- even Orcs can be narcissistic, sometimes.

He tells Fiona that he'll look her up, and Fiona, with some juicy gossip and the good feeling of having played matchmaker, gets up and leaves.

Fiona may sleep around a lot, but she never expects anyone else to have more than one lover.
End Of Story