Adventures with Earthlings

Off in the distance you see what looks to be a flat river of grey rock. You move toward it with curiosity and a bit of excitement. This will be an adventure to relay home about!

As you near the grey river you feel heat emanate from it; gathered from the energy of the bright sun. Your skin beneath your fur and the simulated earthling facade cringes. You hold yourself from panting.

In the distance you see movement. It is a large vehicle of some sort coming to you with speed. You calculate that you have time to hide yourself behind a large bush at the side of the grey river.

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