Notice Me Elf-Pai!

Nag walks up to the door and sees the knocker, which depicts a smiling Goblin. She pulls on it to begin knocking. Before the knocker hits the door, however, audible clicks are heard, before a trapdoor opens above Nag's head and drops a potion containing a glowing green and purple substance on her, drenching her entirely.

The substance first works to burn away her weapon and clothing, leaving her completely naked and defenseless. The ensuing feelings of embarrassment aren't felt for long, however, as the substance proceeds to burn away her hair, and then her flesh and organs, leaving a pile of bones in front of the door. The substance works to burn those away, too.

The horse hears a guttural voice, which utters the phrase "No soliciting!".
End Of Story