Crazy Dream

"Go to hell, Cheshire Mini! Or I'll squash you like a bug!"
"Aww... You're gonna be like that? After all I did for you? After I carried you for nine months?"
"Huh? Where the hell did that shit come from? You're crazy."
"No, not crazy. I'm your real mother."
"What? NOOOOOO! That cannot be! It can't! It just can't"
"Oh, but it is. It is, my dear child. You're a cat-person!"
"Noooooooooooooooo! Who's my father?"
"Ah - some hitchhiker I picked up on the side of the road. Don't ask, he's not commin back. In fact, he thought I was a guy."
"Yeah no kidding!"