mess quest

You buy the candy. As soon as you eat it, you feel a loud rumble in your stomach. As you try to run towards the door, a quiet shart stops you. You begin rapidly filling your shorts with so much poop that they become the size of a squishy pillow underneath you. The mess smells awful, but you’re way too tired to get up from sitting on it. On the bright side, you don’t think you’ve ever felt this much relief before.