Real Frat Hours

Alec returns in a ski mask with a bag full of corner store snacks. He dumps the bag of high cholesterol onto the floor and removes the ski mask.
"Wow inductee, you actually did it. I'm impressed," says Jason.
Freddie addresses the remainder of you tied and gagged, "This is what a real A.E. Pi brother looks like, pledges!"
"A peer-pressured convenient store thief?" Asks Michael.
"No... a MAN! Welcome to A.E. Pi Alec," Freddie exclaims.
"Up next, we have Evan..."