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"Ethan." Michael un-ties and un-gags Ethan, a scrawny, nervous-looking boy.
"I-I just wanna say I'm honored to be here brothers and I will be loyal until the end of time if I get inducted," Ethan stuttered.
"Thank you for that Ethan," says Jason sarcastically, "Now, flip the coin."
Ethan flips the coin and stares dumbstruck on what it lands on.
"Oh cool, you get to fight me," says Jason gleefully.
"Um, I uh, I not sure--"
"Not sure if you're a pussy or not? Come on square up, it's just for shits and giggles."