The Quest for peace (You probably won't find it)

You decide you don't want to get stabbed by a sword (even though its a training sword they Hurt! ) so you quickly back up and decide you're done training for today. All of a sudden you hear clapping behind you turn around, and to your horror it's Vannessa ( you've had a crush on her for as long as you can remember. ) Eric walks past you and whispers smooth. You hang your head in shame and...