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The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.

Cana Alberona:[Completely hammered] Ahhh...

CG:(As long as I can hold my bladder, I'm golden...)

Natsu Dragneel: COME ON CANA!!! THERE'S ONLY TWO DOZENS LEFT!!!

Gray Fullbuster: DON'T LET A NEWBIE SHOW YOU UP!!!

Pro-Clay:[Cheering] GO CLAY! GO CLAY! GO! GO! GO CLAY!

Pro-Cana:[Begging her to pull through and win]

[Cana stands up from the bar. Everyone looks to see what she does.]

Pro-Cana: YEAH CANA!!! THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!! SHOW HIM WHO'S

*THUD!*[Cana collapsed backwards.]

Pro-Cana:[In disbelief] BOSS!?!

Elfman Strauss: Cana's out for the count! The winner, and new heaviest drinker is Clayton Lincoln Grimm!

Pro-Clay: He won! He won! He! He! He won!

Pro-Cana: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOO!!!

LH: Oh wow! He actually won!

Master Makarov Dreyar:[Breaking free from his casts] Yahoooooooooo! He won!

Griffin: He won!

MMD&Griff:[Square dancing] He! He! He won!

Griff: Never bet against a man whose never gotten drunk in his life!

Pro-Clay:[Lifting him up from the ground. Barely noticing his excessive weight] Clay! Clay! Clay! Clay! Clay! Clay! Clay!

The winners got five times their bets.