The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.
Narrator: After successfully rescuing the lost wizard Macao, our wizards pull up close to a weeping Romeo.
*Honk!* *Honk!*
Natsu Dragneel:[Rolling down the automatic windows in TERRA's passenger seat] Hey Romeo!
Clay(ton) Grimm: Look who we found at Mount Hakobe!
[Natsu helped Ophiuchus get Macao out of TERRA. The sore wizard grinned at his young son.]
Romeo Conbolt:[Tearing up] DAD!!! *Kathump!*[Romeo tackled his old man. Crying] You came back! I'm SO sorry dad!
Macao Conbolt: No...I'm sorry for making you worried…
RC:[Weeping] I can handle it!...because I'm a wizard's son!
MC: Next time those bullies pick on you, here's what I want you to say…”Can your old man beat nineteen monsters by himself!?! Because mine's can!”
CG:[Lying] Tell them this too…”Can your old man beat two possessed Dragon Slayers!?! Because mine's did!”...Romeo...When we went to rescue your dad, he was taking names and kicking asses against those monsters...He even freed me and Natsu when they possessed us!...You're dad's the hero…
ND:[Playing along] He sure did! We owe him!
Lucy Heartfilia:[Playing along] He sure was awesome!
Griffin:[Playing along] He even rescued me from the two of them...Along with Lucy and Happy…
Happy:[Playing along] Aye!
RC: Thank you guys for going out to rescue him when no one else cared!
ND: No problem!
Clairissa Suede:[Coming through with Master Makarov Dreyar in a full-body cast] Hey! Glad to see you all back!...
RC:[Shocked] Woah! What happened to him!?!
MC:[Shocked] Master! You look like you got into a fight with an army of Erzas! What happened!?!
Master Makarov Dreyar:[In pain] Clayton and Griffin happened to me...A word of advice, Macao!...Never insult them! Ever! Or this will happen to you!
MC: Geez...Thanks for the advice…
CS: Come on back to the guild! I just went to pick the Master up from the hospital…
CG: Yeah! The night is still young! Let's keep it going! Drinks are on me!
MC: I could kill for a drink…
Griff: Aye!
Hap: Hey! That's my catchphrase!
[After returning to the guild hall, virtually everyone welcomed him, but were preoccupied by the video Laxus was playing for the guild, showing them the video of Makarov's beating.]
Fairy Tail:[Laughing]
Laxus Dreyar: Now this!...This is my favorite part…
ND: Laxus! You're still here!?! Well then fight me!
LD: Hang on...I'll kick your ass in a sec...This is my favorite part!
ND: I don't care what part is playing! I wanna...Hey! Is that the part I think it is!?! I LOVE this part!
RecMMD: NO!!! NOT THE STAFF AGAIN!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
RecGriff: Very well…
RecMMD:[Relieved] Ohoho!!! Thank you!!! I---NOOO!!! NOT TWO STAVES!!!!!
[The recording shows Griffin taking both the Master's staff, and his own staff, then beating the Master as Clayton restrained him.]
Fairy Tail:[Hysterical laughter]
LD: MAN...That never gets old...This is SO getting sent to Sorcerer's Production…It'd be viral in an instant!...Alright Natsu...Let's…”Fight”...
ND:[Laughs] Yeah!...Now let's fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…[Natsu tired to say as Laxus electrocuted him, causing him to collapse on the floor.]
LD: Don't think I forgot about your…”Prank”...Natsu…
ND:[Struggling to get up, Disoriented] You...still mad...you lost your music thingy…
LD: *Humph!* Thanks to your “Cousin”, I didn't lose it...And it's the only reason I don't kill you where you stand…
ND: Ahhh...What the heck man...I thought we were close…
Cana Alberona: Oh, yeah...I almost forgot…[Cana throws an empty beer barrel at Natsu's head knocking him out cold.] That's for almost getting me killed because of your stupid prank!
Hap: Natsu!
CG: I'll get him up…[Clay heals up his foster cousin.]
ND: Thanks…
CG: No problem...Now...Everyone! I'm gonna take on Cana in a drinking contest! And I plan on winning! Place your bets now!
Fairy Tail:[Multiple bets on Cana winning]
ND: Sorry cuz! I'm betting a hundred thousand jewels that Cana wins!...No hard felling…
Hap: Aye!
MC: Same here...Sorry kid…
CG: Oh yee all of little faith...Lucy! Bet on me winning!...If I lose, I'll pay you back twice fold!
LH: Well...Do you have 300,000J to spend!?!
CG: That's not even pocket change for me!
LH: Okay then! 150,000J on Clay winning!
CS: I'm betting five million on Clay winning!
LD: Well Bickslow...I think you're right...This kid is full of surprises...I'll bet another five on the new kid winning…
Thunder Legion: And another fifteen on him from us!
CG: Bets are almost all in...So...Master Makarov...Who you gonna bet on winning?!
MMD: Well I-
Griff: One BILLION jewels on Clay…
Fairy Tail:[In pure shock] ONE BILLION!?! WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!!!
MMD: Well...My instincts say to put ten million on Cana...but my gut tells me ten million on Clay... So…
*Honk!* *Honk!*
Natsu Dragneel:[Rolling down the automatic windows in TERRA's passenger seat] Hey Romeo!
Clay(ton) Grimm: Look who we found at Mount Hakobe!
[Natsu helped Ophiuchus get Macao out of TERRA. The sore wizard grinned at his young son.]
Romeo Conbolt:[Tearing up] DAD!!! *Kathump!*[Romeo tackled his old man. Crying] You came back! I'm SO sorry dad!
Macao Conbolt: No...I'm sorry for making you worried…
RC:[Weeping] I can handle it!...because I'm a wizard's son!
MC: Next time those bullies pick on you, here's what I want you to say…”Can your old man beat nineteen monsters by himself!?! Because mine's can!”
CG:[Lying] Tell them this too…”Can your old man beat two possessed Dragon Slayers!?! Because mine's did!”...Romeo...When we went to rescue your dad, he was taking names and kicking asses against those monsters...He even freed me and Natsu when they possessed us!...You're dad's the hero…
ND:[Playing along] He sure did! We owe him!
Lucy Heartfilia:[Playing along] He sure was awesome!
Griffin:[Playing along] He even rescued me from the two of them...Along with Lucy and Happy…
Happy:[Playing along] Aye!
RC: Thank you guys for going out to rescue him when no one else cared!
ND: No problem!
Clairissa Suede:[Coming through with Master Makarov Dreyar in a full-body cast] Hey! Glad to see you all back!...
RC:[Shocked] Woah! What happened to him!?!
MC:[Shocked] Master! You look like you got into a fight with an army of Erzas! What happened!?!
Master Makarov Dreyar:[In pain] Clayton and Griffin happened to me...A word of advice, Macao!...Never insult them! Ever! Or this will happen to you!
MC: Geez...Thanks for the advice…
CS: Come on back to the guild! I just went to pick the Master up from the hospital…
CG: Yeah! The night is still young! Let's keep it going! Drinks are on me!
MC: I could kill for a drink…
Griff: Aye!
Hap: Hey! That's my catchphrase!
[After returning to the guild hall, virtually everyone welcomed him, but were preoccupied by the video Laxus was playing for the guild, showing them the video of Makarov's beating.]
Fairy Tail:[Laughing]
Laxus Dreyar: Now this!...This is my favorite part…
ND: Laxus! You're still here!?! Well then fight me!
LD: Hang on...I'll kick your ass in a sec...This is my favorite part!
ND: I don't care what part is playing! I wanna...Hey! Is that the part I think it is!?! I LOVE this part!
RecMMD: NO!!! NOT THE STAFF AGAIN!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
RecGriff: Very well…
RecMMD:[Relieved] Ohoho!!! Thank you!!! I---NOOO!!! NOT TWO STAVES!!!!!
[The recording shows Griffin taking both the Master's staff, and his own staff, then beating the Master as Clayton restrained him.]
Fairy Tail:[Hysterical laughter]
LD: MAN...That never gets old...This is SO getting sent to Sorcerer's Production…It'd be viral in an instant!...Alright Natsu...Let's…”Fight”...
ND:[Laughs] Yeah!...Now let's fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…[Natsu tired to say as Laxus electrocuted him, causing him to collapse on the floor.]
LD: Don't think I forgot about your…”Prank”...Natsu…
ND:[Struggling to get up, Disoriented] You...still mad...you lost your music thingy…
LD: *Humph!* Thanks to your “Cousin”, I didn't lose it...And it's the only reason I don't kill you where you stand…
ND: Ahhh...What the heck man...I thought we were close…
Cana Alberona: Oh, yeah...I almost forgot…[Cana throws an empty beer barrel at Natsu's head knocking him out cold.] That's for almost getting me killed because of your stupid prank!
Hap: Natsu!
CG: I'll get him up…[Clay heals up his foster cousin.]
ND: Thanks…
CG: No problem...Now...Everyone! I'm gonna take on Cana in a drinking contest! And I plan on winning! Place your bets now!
Fairy Tail:[Multiple bets on Cana winning]
ND: Sorry cuz! I'm betting a hundred thousand jewels that Cana wins!...No hard felling…
Hap: Aye!
MC: Same here...Sorry kid…
CG: Oh yee all of little faith...Lucy! Bet on me winning!...If I lose, I'll pay you back twice fold!
LH: Well...Do you have 300,000J to spend!?!
CG: That's not even pocket change for me!
LH: Okay then! 150,000J on Clay winning!
CS: I'm betting five million on Clay winning!
LD: Well Bickslow...I think you're right...This kid is full of surprises...I'll bet another five on the new kid winning…
Thunder Legion: And another fifteen on him from us!
CG: Bets are almost all in...So...Master Makarov...Who you gonna bet on winning?!
MMD: Well I-
Griff: One BILLION jewels on Clay…
Fairy Tail:[In pure shock] ONE BILLION!?! WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!!!
MMD: Well...My instincts say to put ten million on Cana...but my gut tells me ten million on Clay... So…