Kitchen Poaching:The Beginning
You tell Carl to send out an airstrike. He asks if you want to do this. You say yes, and he presses the button. A giant glass vase comes down from the sky, somehow, and falls to the floor. It only hits, EVERYONE EXCEPT CARL! Literally, everyone dies. The Cheetos, the Spiciest Gummy bear, his minions, and of course, you guys. Carl well, uh, how do I put this. He commits seppuku and dies just like everyone else did. (Authors Note: Carl was never suicidal or depressed he won't shoot up a gummy bear school like most special people in America do. Literally, you shouldn't shun them for what they've done, but accept them so they can influence others like them. So, media, don't hate. Just help. Just create. Just do it.) -Draconeez 2018