Life of Rozyag

You reach over to the knife and lay it next down to you, you leave it there as you search the house the strange looking items and place them at ends to make a star shaped pattern. Once complete you light the candles, say some horrific payers with a book painted black in your hands. You then cut yourself with the knife and create a pentagram with your blood, as the rest of your blood leaves you begin to feel dizzy and being falling face first into the center of the pentagram. However, you do not fall onto the floor, instead it starts to give way, revealing the hellish abyss below and you are engulfed in flames, spiraling downwards towards hell.
...
After your sickening descent into hell you are slowed down and brought to a halt as you reach the bottom. Everything around you is unrecognizable as a creature or being or building, although there is one thing that you do notice that as familiar. A tall horned beast with that stands on its two hind goat likes legs, it approaches you, addressing you almost like an old friend. All may seem odd but in this world it seems more natural, but there is one thing that still strikes you out of everything else, it is when he speaks...
"Hello there, you may call me Satan. I have been watching you a long time Joel and I have but one request"
A red hot, sizzling liquid escapes from the side of his lips and all you can thing it might be is lava.
"Please do not be started, but will you do me a favour and sell me your soul?"
He stares at you, with a gleaming smile on his face.
"OFCOURSE MY FRIEND"
You say with sheer excitement. As soon as you agree, a black warped spiral shape twists the world around you heart and a small black ball is ripped from inside of you. Everything about you seems to disappear and all that remains is the shell of an emotional human being.
"Pleasure doing business with you, I will treat this with care, I assure you"
The devil walks away, leaving you standing there, empty, hollow.
...

(Not what you expected when you thought you were just gonna kill yourself ayy?)
End Of Story