Life of Rozyag
Running around the house you do your best to find you dad, you seem lost at first before heading out the back and finding him kicking a bin around.
"DAAAAD, WHY DIDN'T MY WHITE PRIVILEGE KEEP MY COMPUTER SAFE?"
You scream while running over to him.
"I don't fucking know and I don't fucking care, go bitch to god if that's what your worried about you fuckin' wankstain"
It takes you a second to comprehend what he says to you as your atheist and talking about god makes no sense to you.
"GOOOOD, WHY WON'T MY WHITE PRIVILEGE SAVE ME?"
...
After a brief delay a white spotlight appears through the clouds, surrounding you and only you.
"Fucking take your time you dipshit"
You hear you dad say as you are magically raised into the clouds.
...
Once you reach the top you meet god, he shows you around heaven and explains that in order for you to stay you must become his sex slave. As you are a child of white privilege you accept gladly and become a half angel.
(Enjoy your life being fucked by god for eternity, it just shows that white privilege truly is magical)
"DAAAAD, WHY DIDN'T MY WHITE PRIVILEGE KEEP MY COMPUTER SAFE?"
You scream while running over to him.
"I don't fucking know and I don't fucking care, go bitch to god if that's what your worried about you fuckin' wankstain"
It takes you a second to comprehend what he says to you as your atheist and talking about god makes no sense to you.
"GOOOOD, WHY WON'T MY WHITE PRIVILEGE SAVE ME?"
...
After a brief delay a white spotlight appears through the clouds, surrounding you and only you.
"Fucking take your time you dipshit"
You hear you dad say as you are magically raised into the clouds.
...
Once you reach the top you meet god, he shows you around heaven and explains that in order for you to stay you must become his sex slave. As you are a child of white privilege you accept gladly and become a half angel.
(Enjoy your life being fucked by god for eternity, it just shows that white privilege truly is magical)
