Life of Rozyag
Through all the pop ups and random websites loading themselves onto your google chrome, you type into the bing bar 'porn hub'. You click the website and wait several minutes for the home page to load, your computer starts to heat up inexplicably and becomes quite hot. You ignore this and stare at your computer screen as, to you, what you see is a world wonder. Smoke starts extruding out of your computer now but yet again, you pay no attention to this and slowly take off your pants, eyes fixed to the screen. You click on the video that is most interesting to you, *Gay midget BDSM*.
"My absolute favourite"
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After skipping through to get to the best part you feel light headed as the smoke is filing your lungs and are no longer breathing oxygen, 'just let me finish' you think but it is already too late as you being to cough uncontrollably and see that your desk is now on fire too. The fire spreads very quickly because your house is very old and is made from wood, is spread straight to you and you feel like there is something you were taught to do when you are on fire but as you never paid attention during school. You start to panic and run around before being hit in the head by falling debris from the ceiling, you fall to the floor but remain conscious, you do your best to scream for help but cannot manage a single word as you are out of breath. The burns from the fire become unbearable and the lack of oxygen causes you to pass out as the flames consume both your body and your house.
(You didn't really think this was a normal choice did you?)
"My absolute favourite"
...
After skipping through to get to the best part you feel light headed as the smoke is filing your lungs and are no longer breathing oxygen, 'just let me finish' you think but it is already too late as you being to cough uncontrollably and see that your desk is now on fire too. The fire spreads very quickly because your house is very old and is made from wood, is spread straight to you and you feel like there is something you were taught to do when you are on fire but as you never paid attention during school. You start to panic and run around before being hit in the head by falling debris from the ceiling, you fall to the floor but remain conscious, you do your best to scream for help but cannot manage a single word as you are out of breath. The burns from the fire become unbearable and the lack of oxygen causes you to pass out as the flames consume both your body and your house.
(You didn't really think this was a normal choice did you?)
