Life of Rozyag

"I WANT MY MUMMY"
Tears roll down your cheeks as you remember that you do not have a mum. Overwhelming depression hits you, you walk over to the sink, fill it with water and place a spoon on the back of your head over the water. Water fills your lungs and you cannot move your head as the single spoon is enough to weigh you down. You quickly start to choke and panic, the last air bubbles rising to the surface you cry and piss yourself in your final moments and lay motionless in the kitchen.

(You reek of piss and look like a retard, congrats dummy)
End Of Story