Dirty Dating

You’d better get a reservation going. You call the restaurant. They get you hooked up. Now all you have to do is know what to where. It’s only 1:00 right now, so you just procrastinate until 5:30. Strip off your clothes and take a quick shower. You put on your favorite cologne, and get your fancy clothes on. You start heading to her house to pick her up. You get to the address she gave you. You walk up to the door and ring the doorbell. She is right there at the door, and is wearing the most sexy dress you could imagine. If only I could get a peak under there, you think to yourself. “Ready?” She says.