Kingdom Animalia
The gardener considers a lovely little painted vase she has at home. It is made of fire-baked and glazed clay, and would look very pretty with a complementary sprig of plant life. You are the perfect fit.
She is done with her work for the day and sees no real harm in removing you, a largely insignificant blade of green, from the customer. You are not flowery enough to have monetary value, and she considers that she is actually doing her client a favor by cleaning up a misplaced item. This line of reasoning is not exactly sound, but it is definitely helped by the fact that I gave you some influence over the world of this story, which in this case translates to "ability to impair the decision-making processes of other people to the extent that you can make choices for them."
So you go on to her apartment and are placed in the lovely little painted vase made of clay, and you make it pretty. Though the story ends here, I will give you one final choice:
Are you satisfied?
You may feel disappointed with your fate, or find it uninteresting, but do remember that you were the one who chose to be an immobile plant with no brain.
As for me, I think this is a perfectly lovely way to spend the rest of your days.
She is done with her work for the day and sees no real harm in removing you, a largely insignificant blade of green, from the customer. You are not flowery enough to have monetary value, and she considers that she is actually doing her client a favor by cleaning up a misplaced item. This line of reasoning is not exactly sound, but it is definitely helped by the fact that I gave you some influence over the world of this story, which in this case translates to "ability to impair the decision-making processes of other people to the extent that you can make choices for them."
So you go on to her apartment and are placed in the lovely little painted vase made of clay, and you make it pretty. Though the story ends here, I will give you one final choice:
Are you satisfied?
You may feel disappointed with your fate, or find it uninteresting, but do remember that you were the one who chose to be an immobile plant with no brain.
As for me, I think this is a perfectly lovely way to spend the rest of your days.
