The Day He Never Saw Again

After saying let's break up I said ok and after a second I regret making that decision so I tried calling her cell phone but she won't pick it up so I was so sad that I was drinking and drinking beer like never before I got so drunk that I went home and went to my lab I saw the time machine I said o time why-why is this for all I wanted was to be a great Scientist and so I leaned on the time machine and accidentally