Storm of the Century
You reach for her hand and you manage to grasp it. You assume she will protect you, but as man of the family, it’s, sadly, your job. You go back up. And see like 5 tornadoes in the distance. But it can’t get any worse, because it’s heading straight for you. Your too busy staring at the raging tornadoes to notice the rain. You get super soaked and have to waste one of your extra shirts. DANG IT!