Pigskin Palooza

Knowing it is already a bad idea, you drive to Larry Fitzgerald's house, a 2-floor structure residing in a desert town called, Arsol. Larry's mom Carol had died of breast cancer when Fitzgerald was still in college, so at the door was Larry Fitzgerald Sr. After LFS opens the door, he shouts in shock "What the hell are you doing here!" "You sick bastard!"

You stare glumly at your blue tie and then sigh. "I'm here to help."

"Well, then why didn't you do it before?" he replies slamming the door shut.

This could be pointless.