E.T

Today I took a giant flying train with 2 wings. I landed (and not crash as I did before) in a city with a monument representing a sharply gargantuesk phallus in steal of 300 meters. In other words a nostrils sextoy for titans from my planet. ( idk how this idea came in my mind but let s say on my alien planet a nose is the equivalent of a vagina)


Then I took a normal train to travel across this place named a country which is France.
Country: human concept aiming at creating pointless borders anywhere because humans think they can own places that they will destroy latter.
I realized the train couldn't lead me as far as my train of thoughts so I leave the train in the south west of France.

I tried to get a location but they told me I could only get a location if I had money, so a job. I tried to search for a job but they told me I hadn't enough experience. I decided to stay in a shelter for destitute people where I met a homeless named rich. Isn't that ironic ? He helped me improve my Englishhumanish and my frenchumanish. Thanks to him, I had an offer and I could work as an English assistant in university. in this university students are formed to be obeisant worker who passivly accept to be underpaid.

One of the students was named Laure Clavier. This redish hair, green-eyed, (like the jealous monster from Shakespeare!)is a Catholic girl, seemed to be a little bit shy. I bet she will be a loud crazy funny good successful teacher in England...or in France if she meet her future husband and stay with him in France and get 3 daughters with him (I guess you didn't cheat on him) . I'm a medium.

religion is difficult to explain but I bet it's a successful cult.
. I've learn Catholics believe in an invisible man living in the sky who don't believe in them. They believe there's a list of 10 things to not do but if you do any of them you will go in a place where you will burn suffer, cry , being tortured, whipped but the invisible man still love them. He banned humanity bcs a magic snake speak to a woman and this woman ate an apple but god didn't want her to eat it (isn't ironic that the bitten apple is now a logo of a super rich brand of electronic? I bet it's 666 Illuminati, reptilians conspiration to destroy humanity)

During my observations on humans, I realize they were nice and good people... They really do believe violence is something bad and we can reduce problems just with words... And at the same time they can create TV channels diffusing wars 7 days per 7, and they enjoy creating new weapons... They say it s to fight for peace which makes as much sense as screwing for virginity!
Oh and video games with weapons are considered as violent so reading classic books about (a literally) motherf*ckin oedip, or le Marquis De sad, its way more peaceful and pure than kid distractions!

Talking of litetature, In the university I realize humans like to read. Which is only useful if you question what you read .

A classic book has to criticize society to be considered as good. Of course don't find solutions to problem that you criticize bcs if you do you will have no more pb to criticize! This is what I am doing in this homework you see I'm imitating stupid. They love to talk bout them, they think they're dangerous for the environment bcs ...
Humans have other strange behaviors like sending disguised obese kids trick or treading! Unfortunately I couldn't regist everything!
I start to think that this place was weird and it's probably more normal somewhere else so I moved in another city ...

In the other town I met a wonderful man named Gérard Montana... He had a such sex appeal !I couldn't resist to him! We were in a relationship, and he was a philosophy teacher. He loved to question everything, but nobody could understand his answers



And there is this awkward moment when I remember that right now there's someone writing a future Nobel prize, there are scientists innovating the world, I remember hamanity is able to do awesome smart things... While I'm naked with my husband with our fritter bodies and I'm feeling kind of stupid. (Jk I never tried to get babies with a humans especially Mr Montana, I just repeat what I've heard!)

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