Minotaurs of Mars

"look man don't freak out but...well me and my parents aren't exactly humans." you roll your eyes.'surely Sarah was just pulling you leg or something" you think. "i'm not making this up I'm a Minotaur!" she says, her voice getting louder. "if your really an alien then why do you look human.?" you ask, wanting to prove that Sarah was full of horse malarkey. Sarah raises up her hand. on it a golden watch, which is odd since the closest to luxury she was was when she once got a hundred dollars on her audible gift card. [she really...really loves books] Sarah put her thumb under the watch and lifted her thumb up with all her might. the case came of and you were greeted by a small yellow, glowing crystal. The crystal was so bright you ad to advert your eyes from it for fear of permanent blindness. "if I touch this crystal I'll get super strength, super speed, and the ability to breathe fire" she says. "Awesome!!!" you think.

Sarah takes out what you could only guess was a license. granted not many licenses or holographic and purple but it had a picture of Minotaur sipping some beer. the words appear to be in another language. the only important thing you noticed was that there was a reason the guy in the license looked so familiar...was because he was Mr Taur!!! this truly freaky. It was like you were living in a horror movie. Something strange was happening, and you had a feeling that Mr Taur and the card he gave you might have something to do with it.