Should I stay or should I go?

The KGB does many tests on Rocky and figures out shortly that Rocky is the most powerful rock in the world. They weaponized it and created a bomb that had a radius of 1300 km! Thankfully they never used it, and when the Soviet Union collapsed the weapon was decommissioned and rocky was destroyed. So he lived many many years in a cold and dark missile and sat there when he finally saw the light he was happy by the light was getting brighter and brighter because they launched him into the sun completely destroying him. : )