Lion's Traps

The lion's purrs rumble around you as the beast tastes you. His thick tongue leaves your face slacked with sticky lion spit. You prepare for him to swallow you. His tongue presses against your face, pushing you back into the ready throat. A gulp sounds as you see his tongue for the last time as it lifts slightly, enough to send you into his esophagus. The heat and smell grew as you traveled deeper into the lion. The feline's caustic stomach welcomes you. You hold still, not wanting to excite the stomach, trying to stay the digestion until you can finish with your plan. You feel the lion lie down, pressing the walls around you. You reach into your bag and pull out a pack of mentos and a bottle of coke. Your small movements causes the stomach to gurgle a little. You open the coke and release the mentos. You feel the bubbling around you. The gas build up and the lion belches loudly, the powerful burp releasing some of the gas. You feel the stomach starting to secrete acids to try to control the situation. Unfortunately for the big cat, the gas builds up even more, forcing him to release a more powerful buuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaarrrrrrppppp!!! With that you feel yourself forced out of the lion's gut. His tongue hits your face as you are launched out. You look at the confused cat as you pick yourself up, shaking yourself clean of some of the nasty lion stomach juices.