HITMAN

You walk into the library and a geeky fat kid with glasses comes up to you. You think,"Yes, my first job!" The kid comes up to you and says,"What do you want, I'm today's library assistant." You say,"I want a job where I kill someone for lots of money!" The kid says,"Hmmm, you don't look like a hitman, maybe you should go to the mall and get a hitman look, then check the local bar." The kid walks away. So you...