Kitchen Poaching:The Beginning

You grab your arrows/Spears and ask Carl for what you should do. He says to surround him, then jump him at once. Everyone agrees. You take your ground and you start the countdown. 5......4.......3.......2.......1..... GO! You chuck your arrows/spears and get a direct hit. YOU GOT THE HARAMBE CHEETO! You carefully wrap it in Carl’s bag, and leave the napkin. You carefully hitch a ride, and get to the pantry safely. You gather every gummy bear you see to tell them the news. You wait to tell them the news though, because it is such a surprise. Once you gather everyone you tell them the news. You show of the poached Harambe cheeto to everyone waiting for expressions. They aren’t good. Everyone gives you nasty faces and screams. YOU KILLED THE EXTREMELY RARE HARAMBE CHEETO! YOU SCUMBAGS! THESE ARE ONE OF A KIND! GET OUT OF THIS PLACE NOW! They drive you and your group out of the pantry, for you killed the sacred Harambe Cheeto. You realize the only way to keep from early expiring is to return to the wild dinner table. You and your group sadly return, find a place to settle, and live the rest of your lives in shame. (Authors Note:Told you choosing arrows/Spears would give you a bad ending. Tsk tsk tsk.)