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Draconeez
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PG: Parental Guidance Suggested
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A REDNECK HILLBILLY has dreams. He wants to be in the NFL. The hillbilly only has a truck and many many snickers and pancakes. Also, some beer. He needs money so how should he get it?
You have 5 choices:
Rob a sort of poor bank.
Rob a RICH bank.
Pickpocket everyone he sees.
Become a beggar.
Gamble