Kitchen Poaching:The Beginning

You start walking around the table and have no progress. After a while, you find a cracker. He says that he’s a mind reader, and can see your dreams. He says that the napkin of poaching is Northeast of here. You hesitantly follow his advice, but eventually make it to the Napkin. The guard sees you and says “Tickets Please”. The dreaded words you thought you would never hear. What shall you do?