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"We fuckin' lost the game because the referees are too stupid to recognize a foul." He complains, adding, "Which is very bad news for you." He roughly grabs you out of the shoe, very tightly. His hand is sticky with sweat, and you predict, so is the rest of him. "If we'd won, I'd have gone easy, but now--I'm pissed, and need a new bar of soap."

You immediately know where this is going...