A L4D2 Verus Tale

A nice, clean start. Everyone joins at the same time.

Everyone asks if everyone is Ready, and everyone agrees that they are.

You smile. Is this real? A nice, clean match of l4d2 versus?

Of Course Not!

As soon as you spawn as a Hunter, you get head-shot through the billboard by Rochelle.

She runs ahead, spamming "Git Gud." and "Lol Rekt" in chat.

She is rushing ahead, spinning around, one-shotting your entire team.

You report their account, and block them. You proceed to leave the match.

You are then immediately invited to five groups, each with the name "LOL YOU NEED TO GET GOOD" in a similar fashion.
End Of Story