D-DAY

You walked out of the stall and come face to face with none other than your best friend Jenn! She looks almost terrified as her eyes look you up and down.

"What the hell are you doing in the girls' bathroom?" she asks, genuinely concerned as the why the fuck you were just inside one of the stalls.

"I was fapping," you burt out instantly. The second the words leave your lips, you mentally deliver a punch to your own face. Your cheeks become flushed and you immediately go for the exit. I know you're an open person and all, Jean-Luc, but admitting to be so desperate as to have to FAP (inside the girl's bathroom of all places) is so pathetic and just flat out weird weird. And you know it.

Right as you pass by her, you feel a hand grab your wrist and you stop yourself in your tracks.