College Love

*LATER*
You hear your alarm clock ring and you get up. You have initiation in 20 minutes. You put on some clothes and rush to the frat house and look around at a whole bunch of other tired freshmen. "Welcome freshies!" Dan says "Initiation is your ticket into this sick frat house! Now, there are three parts to initiation. Step one, we all have to get naked in front of each other and watch porn. Reason for this: There is a lot of sex in this house, get used to seeing your brothers dicks and cum and bodies. Step two, you must drink 'Death' while being branded with our symbol. Step three, at 5:30 we head over to our secret place we call Perv's Closet. Reason: We get to look into the girls shower room and watch them rub their naked bodies!" Everyone cheers! "Now everyone down to the basement!"