The #Digiworld Adventure

The ircop acts like they don't notice.
"I'm so lazy, I think I'll hit on my 60--year-old online bf!!" They cry as they walk away.
You sigh in relief and wake up.
"Wtf?" You say, mad that your Kiyone-killing dream wasn't true. =(
You hear a noise next to you. It is the one and only..

You have 2 choices: