Love Story (As a GIRL)

James wrapped his arms around your waist behind you and kissed your cheek. Brea and her cronies have always been jealous of you and James. Brea scoffed.
"Hahaha, look girls! It's down-and-dirty's hero to save the day!" Brea shrieked. Her cronies laughed hard. "Only because she can't save herself, that shy little cry baby can't even ask the teacher if she can use the little-baby-girl's room. Dat's why dis widdow baby has so many accidents! Hahaha!"
That was really untrue. You've never had an accident, but you are horrified by Brea's baby impression of you. You turn yourself toward James's chest and he hugs you tightly while messing with Brea.
"You best SHUT up and STOP talking to my GIRLFRIEND like she's a BABY!"
"Well then... why are YOU protecting HER like she IS one?" Brea retorted.
Oh no... What are you going to do now?