Summer Vacation

"Hey man, what's the big idea?" Phil says.

"Get the hell out of here before the cops show up." you say.

You manage to drive the three stoners off her property right before the cops show up.

They shut down the party and cite Emily for disturbing the peace. She says she never wants to talk with you again.

You spend the next two months of summer contemplating your bad choices while mowing nearly all of your neighbor's lawns.

One day in late August you see Emily again across the street.

You jog across the street.

"Hey Emily, I want to apologize again for what happened back in June..." you start to say.

"Save it jackass," she replies. "I've had to spend the last two months in summer school because of you. Don't worry, though. School's starting next week and I'm going to make your Junior year a living hell."
End Of Story