Pikavee

Pikachu: lets get closer.
You: NO shit lets get closer.
Pikachu: All right damn you don't have to be like that.

You get closer pikachu yells in your ear.
Pikachu:IT'S A HAWLUCHA.
You: OK calm your tits.
Pikachu: i don't have any.
You: you dumb ass.

Hawlucha comes up to you.
Hawlucha: sup how you doing
Pikachu: nothing
Hawlucha: you want to come see my house?
Pikachu: HELL YEAH

you think that this is suspicious.
what do you do?