that interactive story I still care about

Excuse me, what? Just because your boots are water proof doesn't mean you need to dump water on them. That's a waste of water, a waste of our time, and immensely pointless. What a stupid option, honestly what kind of a person would put such an optioh wait, you're already doing it. You already left your room and got a pitcher of water and just poured it all over your boots. Look at that, these shoes really are water proof. Your feet are still dry. Your kitchen floor is now wet. Kitchen floors are not water proof.