that interactive story I still care about

JF: Is ther an event
JF: Wait leme check my calendare
JF: I frogot I dont hav a calendar
JF: Cnan I take a guess
BF: ...
JF: Is it Vlantines day
BF: No.
JF: Is tit the Fouth of July
BF: Marshall, today is the 20th of August. You aren't even in America, I wouldn't ask you to remember the Fourth of July!
JF: Then it semes
JF: seems
JF: Thisis a holdiay I hvae forgoten about