that interactive story I still care about

Okey-dokey, paper time! You pull off your -Farmer's Boy Outfit-, careful not to disturb the red ribbon tied 'round your wrist, and wiggle into that paper. You're clearly an origami master, and aren't afraid to flaunt it.

Closing and locking your chest, having placed the -Farmer's Boy Outfit- where the -Newspaper Outfit- was previously, You make crinkly sounds all the way back to the deck, happy as a gay man proposing to his boyfriend on June 26th, 2015.