that interactive story I still care about

BF: You just seem kind of... intoxicated.
JF: Wat
JF: Im ferfectly sorbet

BF: Sorbet?
JF: Sober*
BF: Marshall, you are not. There's no point in lying.
JF: Im perfecly sober
BF: Marshall, it's only three o clock!
JF: Im perFECTLY SOBER OK
BF: Ughhghgh whatever.
BF: Are you coming to my birthday party?

JF: Its not trhee o cock here
JF: Ist eighr

BF: What?
JF: Its npt three o clock here
JF: Its eight

BF: Oh right. I forgot you're in a different time zone than I am.
JF: Yeps