that interactive story I still care about

Young one, are you insane? There are Sharksheep in these waters. They'll lure you in with their cuteness, then rip you to shreds. That won't do. You can't die yet! This is just the first chapter, just The Beginning.

You dying now would be against the rules of written stories, the rules created by diehard fans, of one of the main characters getting killed off for no good reason. You dying now would simply be -Utter Blasphemy-.