Fight of the Congas

Fifi knows that Tribuation day 2015 (in 2015 bc) is actually a really important event. Any caveman stupid enough to come (although it's mandatory) will experience a total breakdown of social order. Several weapons will be put all around the HUB (town squarsies) and all the cavemen go after them and, instead of killing all the nearby sheep marked red, they kill each other. Obviously, if you kill the sheep marked red you are named the smartest of all cavemens and are given riches.

Fifi decides to go this year because he doesn't remember what happened last year, and is curious.