Fight of the Congas

Fifi is a stupido caveman cannibal who loves to smash rocks on his head, Chase bones, (after throwning them) poke his mate, and do ice bucket challenges. Today is tribuation day 2015 and it's mandatory for all male cavemen to come, even though all the cavemen don't know what the word male means. Hours later Fifi still has a decision to make. Does he...