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He promises to bring Robin and revisits the proposal, while in a low tone you instruct the quietly awaiting canine in a foreign but well rehearsed tongue to bring back the cape as a souvenir and convey your apologies for not giving the defrocked superhero a more interesting reason for him to have set his cloak aside.
On the way back to bed you fill up the treat reservoir, anticipating another job well done by Max, and make a mental note to see if the unemployed superhero survived the attack upon waking.

You then turn off your phone to ensure no further interruptions and lying alone in your bed, wonder if you should have instead taken the deal...