You Decide

After that pointless journey, you decide to give your mom a call on the plane it costs you $14 per second. You go ahead with it and give her call and explain to her what happened and why you haven't been in touch or been over to visit recently. whilst your mother is babbling on about her life and problems you kind of zone out from it and start to think about how you could just stand up and tell everyone that you are a suicide bomber. in your mind everybody is going ape shit and actually start turning into apes. You get up walk over to the captains lodge thingy and softly ask her to open the door. she follows your commands... the door slides open giving a gentle creek, the captain turns around and you scream. hes ugly as fuck. anyways you start to drive the plane and your bomb only has 10 seconds left 9...8...7 you soon realise this wasnt all in your head this is really happening! 5...4 you start to cry and you piss and shit yourself. 2... your last words are 1.. ah fuck.