Alien vs. Jocks

The alien arrives at the toilet shack. It is a decrepid building which stinks of shit and piss and does not look inviting at all. It hasn't been looked after in a long time. The building is split into two rooms - one private cubicle with a toilet inside, and a room which has two urinals in. The alien can smell the scent of three jocks inside.

Brandon (http://40.media.tumblr.com/3e00a1b523b37ef3fd3825019cc4387a/tumblr_n6gx3rn3dC1qgls16o1_1280.jpg) is in the private cubicle. He's fairly quiet but intelligent, suave and charming and he's going places. He's worked hard and has earned this party.

Mikey (http://40.media.tumblr.com/d86101fb867f25c9e4e8804af109b3dd/tumblr_nfpixmvgVq1qifqhio1_500.jpg) and Chad (http://40.media.tumblr.com/5e64685a781e0b4d17f5730c341dda6b/tumblr_n7ieryOOnb1qifqhio1_500.jpg) are using the urinals. They've been best friends for as long as they can remember and Chad really looks up to Mikey like an older brother. Mikey is always deep in dodgy and illegal stuff but is trying to stay on the right side of the law. Mikey spends hours everyday working out.

Who does the alien go for first?

You have 2 choices: