Blind date

Quickly forgetting about your wish for love in a moment of need, you casually stroll towards the girl with short hair, "Hey" you say giving her a smile with a nod of you're head.

"Hey to you" she replied coyly, crossing her legs over, showing off her nice calves in her mini skirt. Looking her over , you get a cocky grin, "what's you're name sugar?" You ask.

"Jules, and you handsome?" She replies batting her eyelashes, "John" you reply offering you're hand for her to shake,

"Now John, don't you think that pretty little thing you came with will be jealous about you being over here?" Jules asks giving you a cheeky smile.

"Nah, she's just a mate, so what are you doing tonight hottie?" You ask with confidence, but just before Jules could respond, there is a tap on you're shoulder, and as you turn around, coke is splattered all over you're face, as you see Catrina retreating with a simple "get fucked!" Over her shoulder.

When you turn to Jules, she's already gone...

You eventually go home, and sleep.
You try messaging Catrina, but she doesn't reply, and blocks you on Blinddate.com
You eventually meet a girl at thirty who tricks you into marriage, and you go on to have three children and divorce when you're fifty.
End Of Story