Revenge of the Picklebacked Peas

Laughing, he pulls you gently into a dancing position and begins spinning you around the courtyard.

Dancing around the courtyard sends you into a state of bliss you thought was unreachable. When the guy leans in closer you are excited but know not to get your hopes up.

He whispers in your ear, "I thought you would never get here, I missed you so much. What took you so long?"

"I'm sorry." is all you can whisper back as he begins to gently stroke your hair.

"Don't ever leave me again. I have been going crazy." he says in such a way that sends shivers down your back.

"I'm sorry. I don't remember anything. Who are you?" you say gently into his ear, not wanting to upset an obviously infatuated lover.

"What!?!?!?!" he cries, just barely remembering to keep his voice low. "It's me!!! Your friend, lover, comrade!!! Are you telling me that you don't know who I am?!?!?!?