A Random Story

Sufficiently annoyed, you decide to chase off your annoying neighbor, and grab your handy Green Shells that you keep near the door for such an occasion.

"Koopa King For Life!" You yell as you tear the door open and hurl shell after shell at the Italian plumber.

Of course, it's only after your fifth or sixth shell that you realize that the person you're throwing shells at isn't THE Mario.

It was actually a fat, smelly plumber that you hired to fix your broken sink, who just happened to share the same name.

You also realize that he is now bleeding from his head and laying motionless on the floor.

Do you...